- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

David Cameron

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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