What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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