What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Your mother is average.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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