- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Nickelback.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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