- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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