- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Urban ghettos

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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