- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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