What is better than tissues? Correct!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Jeff

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Grace Ackerson

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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