What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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what are you mike bibby?

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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