Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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