- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How's the weather? Good.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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