- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Knock Knock Who did that?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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