- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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