- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Get up Look in the mirror

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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