- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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