- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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