- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

kieran is a homosexual

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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