- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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