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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

kieran is a homosexual

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Alchohol.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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