How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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