- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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