- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A seal walks into a club.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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