What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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