- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

one stop shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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