- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

that wall over there ->

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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