Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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ur an fagit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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