Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Large 4

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Your're racist.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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