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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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