- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call two dog? dogs

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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