What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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