- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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