What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Grace Ackerson

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Jeff

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock knock.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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