What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A man was shot. He died.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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penis in the camel

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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