- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why did the blue berry cross the road

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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