a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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