- Anti Joke

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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