- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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