- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

dat shoe shine tho

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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