- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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