- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

womens rights.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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