- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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