Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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