what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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