- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Killing your friend as a joke.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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