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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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