- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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