Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Bitch

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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