- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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