What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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