- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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