- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A baby seal walks into a club.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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