Jersey Shore.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

An anti-joke

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

WILLY

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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