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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

bite me

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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