- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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