- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

u know whats a crime? rape

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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