Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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BIG MAC'S

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Title IX

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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