A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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