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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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