What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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