- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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