- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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