- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Knock knock come in.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How did th-A fridge.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

the lemon was sweet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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