- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

quantum physics?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

mexicans fishing

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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