- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Your're racist.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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