- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

you see theres this guy.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Your're racist.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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