- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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