Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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