Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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