What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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