A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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