Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why? Because.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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