- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

No it doesnt..

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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