Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Tunechi

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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