- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A American seeking into mexico

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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