Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Anti Joke

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