Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

anti jokes are really funny

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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