Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Yo Mama just died.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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