A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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You are joking right?

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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