- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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