- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

kieran is a homosexual

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Nothing. He made it home safely.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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