- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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