A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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