- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Women's rights.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

12/23/2012

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

I hate blackniggers

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