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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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