- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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