- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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