Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What comes after 69? 70

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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