- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

I'm hungry.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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