2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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