How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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