what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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