- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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