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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A lot eh?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

mexicans fishing

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

So these two girls have a cup .

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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