- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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