- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Bitch

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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