- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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