- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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