Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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