- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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