- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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