- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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