Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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