- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's half of 8? o

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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