How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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