Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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